tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63753223599652884472012-02-12T03:18:54.661-05:00<b>'Cause they make me wanna!</b>Upchuck(er)http://www.blogger.com/profile/10618695632525778992noreply@blogger.comBlogger18071100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6375322359965288447.post-72411897517618839342007-10-14T13:45:00.001-04:002007-10-14T13:46:50.594-04:00

I don't know if or when I'll get back to blogging. We have just suffered our 3rd miscarriage and for all I care, celebrities and their obnoxious lives can go fuck themselves. I am angry. It hurts.Talk to you later.

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We all know Pamela Anderson is a class act, but this makes her even classier. The classiest of classy ladies. For realzies.Pam and Kid Rock were together last year and were married for a record of 4 months (that's not a record? My bad.). Apparently she was pissed that Kid wouldn't visit her on the set of her movie filming in Vancouver and she told him she had just had a miscarriage. SEE!

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It cracks me up when a moment is captured on film and it makes someone look crazy. All of us know Ms. Natalie Portman isn't crazy or manic (right?) so there's no harm in making fun of her here.I do, however, support her activism 150%. Compassion and action are to be commended. The world needs more of it really. Portman spoke at Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA, on Tuesday in support of

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I am in love with that top photo of actress Keri Russell with her son River Russell Deary - look at how he's holding onto her hand...I'm such a sucker.Anyhow, that's how I imagine my life: Walking around NYC with my little one(s) along as my partner(s) in crime. Maybe we won't be walking around NYC every day but we'll definitely make out mark. P.S. I know I've been out of commission for almost

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Hey everyone, I'm driving to Atlanta now for our embryo transfer tomorrow (SEXY!). Will try to blog tomorrow.xoxUpchucker

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The alcohol, wrecked clothes, smeared make-up...is that Britney Spears? Wait, the hair isn't as nasty as Brit's...It's Jessica Simpson. My bad.These were shot on the Los Angeles set of Major Movie Star. 'Cause we need more Jessica Simpson movies.

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Amy Winehouse won best UK female at last night's Mobo awards. I thought we weren't supposed to give her anymore awards until she cleaned up her junky act? Don't get me wrong, I love her music, but the rest of her needs some work. Her "rider" might have had something to do with her performance. It included, one large bottle of vodka, two bottles of Jack Daniels, two more bottles of Veuve Cliquot,

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I flip between wanting to strangle Elisabeth Hasselbeck for driving me nuts and giving her a high-five for being so idealistically dumb. These quotes don't bother me...it's listening to her on The View. It's hard to like anybody who defends George W. Bush and this administration. Here she is talking and posing for Pregnancy magazine:On being pregnant and arguing with Rosie O’Donnell: “When a

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Is Rose McGowan (aka Frozen Face) engaged to director Robert Rodriguez? Page Six reports McGowan is walking around L.A. "showing off" a new blood diamond diamond engagement ring - given to her by Rodriguez.We don't see them often but they were photographed together earlier this year during the publicity tour for Grindhouse. Not long after filming, Rodriguez announced he was divorcing his wife

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Dave Grohl already holds a special place in my heart (I'll explain later) but hearing Dave speak about Paris Hilton just really makes me happy.Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." I think we can all agree, Paris(ite) has been described in many ways as many

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"Why doesn't Jodie smell like baby wipes? I know already that she's a dirty girl."What is this baby wipes business you ask? Well, Terrence Howard famously told Elle magazine:If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go inside a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby

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It's not often that we see pics of Jennifer Aniston (unless she's pimping Smart Water) so shots from the set of He's Just Not That Into You are kinda cool.Maybe not as entertaining as Drew Barrymore's pirate get-up - but I like Jen so they're cool nonetheless. Co-stars Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Ginnifer Goodwin (Big Love), Ben Affleck and others.You can click on all of the pics to

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This is supposed to be Sharon Stone at the Paris party celebrating John Galliano's 10-year-anniversary designing for Christian Dior but I'm thinking it's a Sharon Stone robot replica. She's scaring me!The eyebrows, tight face and lips. Stop the madness Sharon!P.S. Haven't blogged since Friday because I've been partying it up at the beach. Embryo transfer this coming Friday so I wanted to get

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How Hollywood is that shot of Drew Barrymore talking on her Blackberry with a parrot prop on her shoulder while Pedro holds an umbrella (ella, ella, eh, eh...DAMN YOU RIHANNA!) for her. I find it hilariously ridiculous! She's probably calling 911 to report "I think I know who ate the dingo that ate the baby." Barrymore was snapped spending some quality time with her parrot on the set of He's

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Justin Timberlake reportedly injured his vocal chords during his MTV VMA weekend and had to cancel a couple of shows. BOOOOO.His galpal Jessica Biel tagged along to one of his follow-up medical appointments. I wish she'd trash those shoes. Ballet flats don't work on everyone (including me).

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I don't even really believe this little story (and I find the whole thing shameful)but Us magazine claims Fox is trying to get Britney Spears to make an appearance on the show - reportedly to apologize for her VMA performance.Us magazine is reporting an "Emmy Awards show source" as saying Fox is "in negotiations" with NitBrit. However, a source close to Spears says: "I can't say this is 100

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WOAH! What on this slowly browning Earth is Jennifer Connelly wearing on her feet? Who shows up to a "Gala Premier" of their movie at the Toronto International Film Festival looking like this? She had to have had surgery or something. Corns removed? Toes surgically shortened to fit better into her Christian Louboutin heels?I'll let it slide this time - on the condition that she's NOT trying to

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George Clooney in "dad jeans" makes me giggle. He looks so...so...suburbian vanilla!Clooney was snapped on the set of Burn After Reading - which co-stars Brad Pitt. I'll take Clooney almost any way I can get him but he's so damn hot when playing dress up.

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Kudos to Courtney Love for "getting her shit together" and looking like something straight out of a teen horror flick. CRIKEY!

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Where do you go when you're a celebrity and you want to cleanse your soul and that of your children? If you are Madonna or Demi Moore you head to Tel Aviv, Israel, to celebrate the Jewish New Year.Ok, so Demi didn't take her "real" children but she did take Ashton!Thumbnails below are of Demi and Ashton.source

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"I run around the house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny... I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry." Actress Mary-Kate Olsen on her home hobbies.Check her out on Showtime's Weeds. The cast is killer and the theme is hilarious. GO MLP!

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In 2006, actress Reese Witherspoon filed for divorce from her husband, actor Ryan Phillippe. Looks like he had a tough go of it.He says, "After the divorce I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die. I was ready to kill myself. "I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit." The couple was married six years and share custody of 7-year-old daughter Ava and 3-year-old son

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Managers and attorneys are dirty, sleazy, cheats. Rapper Foxy Brown's manager waited until after Foxy was sentenced to a year in jail to comment on the pregnancy rumors...and she's not "with child". How is it that you let defense lawyers tell the court (in August) that Brown is *3 months* pregnant and then four days after she gets a year in jail - you release a statement saying Brown's going to

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Which Ivy-educated humanitarian actress has a secret for staying serene during her good work? She tours the developing world in a haze of marijuana smoke. (Ashley sort-of received an Ivy eduation in that she was a waitress at The Ivy years ago.)Am I way wrong?

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I just keep coming back to the photo of Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifan trying to get into her flat. I can't help but think they would have had an easier time of it had they been wearing Victoria Beckham's SuperShades. One can do anything with Posh's SuperShades. Snag a hottie footballer. Weigh that of a 10-year-old child without effort. Whatever you want can be yours...with the SuperShades.

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What is going on here?! The once shapely and glowing Catherine Zeta-Jones looks way too thin and, dare I say, out of it. I'm so confused. What is Michael Douglas doing to Cubic Zirconia? He is sucking her blood believing in its youthful powers. That's it. On behalf of CZJ, I AM SENDING AN URGENT SOS! Get thee some bread and shut off the coke valve!

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"Things got a little awkward when the reporter asked the couple how their marriage was doing." ~ Actress Diane Lane and husband Josh Brolin at the In the Valley of Elah premier at the Toronto International Film Festival.

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Britney's bomb of a performance at the MTV VMA's has been blamed on anything and everything - except for Britney herself (if you're a Brit fan). Stories of the Spears' backstage drama just keep rolling. I find it all annoying - there are way too many talented people out there to waste all this time, money, and energy on someone who clearly could give a f**k. I just thought the pic matched the

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Mandy Moore is fabulously wholesome and self-deprecating and she's clearly growing up, however, this October cover of Lucky magazine just screams "Angelina Jolie is my idol!" or "Hey guys, really, I'm not 16 anymore! Seriously, look at my pencil skirt and cardigan combo in a smart grey-white combo."She's gorgeous. I'm not harping.

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Shakira's was packing serious buttage at the Toronto Airport the other day. She's always wiggly-worming her exposed stomach and hips that I never really noticed her bubble butt. Nice and lifted. Bicce. It's not fair. I refuse to believe I have to cry during horrible workouts to look like that. Nevermind. I accept my fat ass. Nice. No, not good for my self esteem. Well, accepting my fat

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I just can't get over the fact that Sigourney Weaver will turn 58 on October 9 and Ghostbusters is already 23 years old. IT'S ALL MOVING SO FAST!Of course, she looks 57-going on-58...and I like it. Good to see another respected woman chosing a "plastic free" existence. Weaver and co-star Kate Bosworth pimped their latest film - The Girl in the Park - at the 2007 Toronto Film Festival.

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I don't miss smoking one bit...blech....and I think everyone should quit - but I do understand why Lindsay Lohan needs to focus on quitting the cocaine (and lawdy knows what else) before worrying about ditching the tobacky.Lohan's still in rehab in Utah and it's good to see she's putting in some time at the gym. Keep it up woman. While Lindsay is rehabbing, White Oprah (Mama Lohan) is in a

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I love it when proof surfaces. It was reported Kanye West threw a tantrum backstage at the MTV VMA Awards after he failed to win a Moon Man - and now we have the video.I cannot stand Kanye because there isn't an ounce of humility in him. What a effin egomaniac. Hopefully he'll stick to his word and never show up at anything having to do with MTV again. If he's not careful, he could very well

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RW is my guess.Time to play Gatecrasher's Don't Shoot the Messenger.Which famous British vocalist, now happily settled down and living in the States, made a living selling Ecstasy in London nightclubs during his '90s career slump?

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"Grab my nuts. Seriously, grab 'em. Deeeze nuts!" You know that's exactly what Will Smith was telling Charlize Theron in between takes on the Los Angeles set of Hancock. She's giving him the "evil side-eye"...*CUE BULLET SOUND EFFECTS* On another now, how killer are those boots?! Hawt.

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Click for a closer look at Pretty On The Outside's work.Rosie O'Donnell loves her some trouble with a side of controversy and garnished with some bully. This time she's taking shots at Barbara Walters. That's right! Barbara effing Walters. In her upcoming memoir, Celebrity Detox, which sheds light on, among other episodes in her life, the TV star's tumultuous stint last season on The View

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Madonna has always been a "take charge" girl so Madonna carrying a bag with a Purple Penetrator in it isn't all too surprising. You know she was carrying it for someone. Perhaps a gift for Gwyneth Paltrow?

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Kelly Osbourne has finally made her West End debut in Chicago...and now we can all breathe again. She actually looked as pretty as possible but all of that is overshadowed by this amazing photo of her mom, Sharon Osbourne. Seriously, that's the hottest effing picture ever. The new beauty standard by which all others will be judged. Apparently Kelly did a good job because Kate Moss and Amy

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I'm dragging so I'll keep it simple. Here are some shots of Drew Barrymore on the L.A. set of He's Just Not That Into You. Co-stars include Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Connelly, Ginnifer Goodwin (Big Love), Ben Affleck and others. This movie could be one of those with a ton of known actors with poor writing. Let's hope not.

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Mena Suvari was crazy animated while hawking her scarf collection at Bloomingdale's in NYC. I saw these pics and immediately thought, THAT BICCE IS CRAZY! But alas, she's much like my family...animated when speaking. Nothing wrong with it.

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I am so damn hungover...my neighbors made me drink 500 mojitos and I'm paying for it. However, I would never show up ANYWHERE looking like the drag queen above, rapper Lil' Mama. What? She's really a girl? GTF outta here! Seriously? Damn.Do you guys wake up in the middle of the night after partying? I was up from 3 a.m. to 4:45 or so guzzling water, peeing, counting sheep...trying to

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Britney's VMA performance was nothing MTV said it was going to be and everything we knew it would. There was no "Criss Angel making her disappear"...no singing...no killer dancing. We weren't completely shortchanged though: There was horrendous lip synching...a "woman" looking completely unsure of herself (Cheeto hangover fo sho)...and a terrible dance effort.Sorry to say it but NitBrit's "

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Helen Hunt, for embracing your wrinkles. For showing us women that aging, and much of what goes with it, is normal, sexy, even fulfilling. Wrinkles shouldn't be considered dirty little secrets to be hidden from the world. Personally, I love a girl with laugh lines and wrinkles. People who haven't lived are wrinkle free - that or else they spend their free time in a doctor's office.Helen was

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Garner at the Toronto Film Festival press conference for Juno."Shouldn't have had that extra burrito 'cause my ass is on fire!"

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Ryan Phillippe who? I know it has been a year since they split but, DAYUM(!), Reese Witherspoon looks freakin' hot! I'm all for my girls looking fabulous without a dude. Of course, she's reportedly dating her Rendition co-star Jake Gyllenhaal so she does kinda have a man...unless he really is gay...then she just has a good-lookin' dude who likes the vagina after the sex change.Nevertheless,

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Seeing Christina Aguilera's boobies during pregnancy makes me fear for my own pregnant future. I have DD's to begin with (natural) so pregnancy is going to make them EXPLODE much like Aguilera's!Christina and her hubby Jordan hit up Fred Segal's in West Hollywood Friday. She looks fabulous and I'm excited to see her looking more and more pregnant.

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Carrie Underwood and Tyra Banks posed together at Fashion Rocks last week. Blah blah blah.Yeah, um, I'm not even going to touch Tyra's 20-head. I've got a 5-head so I can't hate. Carrie looked her usual pretty and skinny self. *yawn*Give us something horrendous like the Surgery Sisters or JLo's hideous appearance. They're boring me...I'm to make some Mojitos! Totally addicted...that's me.

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Both Jessica and Ashlee Simpson attended Roberto Cavalli’s ‘Just Cavalli’ store opening Friday evening in NYC.While the girls looked much better than Jennifer Lopez, they both look too "plastic" for my liking.Jessica looks botoxed frozen. Ashlee, well, that damn nose job did her in. Nevertheless, I'd take either of their bodies.

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Seriously, WTF was Jennifer Lopez thinking when she showed up at Roberto Cavalli’s ‘Just Cavalli’ store opening Friday evening in NYC.I really try not to be too mean on Upchuck but JLO really gets to me sometimes. That dress/robe thingy is obnoxious. You can be pms'ing and bloated without wearing a mumu. What's with the make-up? She always drives me nuts with her damn make-up. The make-up

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Looks like little Zahara wanted in on the fashion action and managed to get mama Angelina Jolie to buy her a handbag matching Jolie's. The question is, does Zahara's hangbag hold the same items as Angelina's? For instance, might Z be carrying the book "How to Steal a Man in Ten Days or Less"? Does Z's handbag include another book "Angelina's Guide to the World's Tattoo Shops"? I know, there's

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** Click pics for a much closer look.**Carmen Electra looked different at the Fashion Rocks event last week. It took me a bit to realize what it is and it's so easy - her make-up! She isn't wearing nearly as much eye make-up as she normally does.Good job Carmen. Very becoming.

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Dumb arse Foxy Brown has been given a dose of bitch justice and I'm cheering out loud. She was sentenced to 1 year in jail for violating her probation.Brown, real name Inga Marchand, was in court Friday and tried to keep her arse out of her Rikers Island jail cell by pleading with the judge."I'm willing to do whatever I need to do to change," Brown told the judge. She said she had made a lot of

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Brad Pitt took little Maddox (mom is Angelina Jolie...duh.) to Tuesday night's New York Yankees vs. Seattle Mariners game and Maddox left a bigger winner than he already is.Pitt took the five-year-old to Yankees Stadium as a belated birthday gift. Not only did they hang out with Spike Lee and his son Jackson, but Maddox received a special visit from star player Derek Jeter who strolled over to

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Here's a Britney Spears promo shot for her upcoming VMA performance in Las Vegas Sunday night. Ugh. Why is she always trying so hard to be sexy. We know how Britney rolls. I live in the South and she certainly doesn't represent the South. We don't have all of our lady bits hanging out. Of course, in these parts, the majority of us are transplants from elsewhere (San Diego here). Perhaps in

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Charlize Theron took a break from promoting The Valley of Elah at the Venice Film Festival to do walk with the birds and do some shopping. Walk with the birds? Let us move on.In The Valley of Elah, Theron plays a New Mexico detective drawn into the case of a U.S. soldier who disappears just days after returning from a tour of duty in Iraq.Theron, 32, also got a wee-bit political the other day

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Meet 10-month old Katie-Lee Webster of the UK. That's some crazy red hair! I just want to squeeze her!source

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That's right, a little Depp will do-ya. Johnny Depp is an original and will never go out of style. He could walk around like a pretty boy touting that "I'm hot" look - but he doesn't. ** Click the pics for a closer look ;) ** Here's an earlier post of Depp in Venice and a pic of his wife Vanessa Paradis at some thingy for her new cd thingy on some show thingy somewhere in France...maybe.

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Jessica Simpson attended a party last night for her new stylist, Britt Bardo (Drag queen anyone?), and apparently she considered herself the guest of honor. Blondie commandeered the entire balcony and while she danced and chatted - her "tools" prevented other party guests from stepping onto the balcony. A lot of the guests were so pissed they just left.And Simpson gave us all this wonderful

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Oh the life of Reese Witherspoon. Looking fabulous? CHECk. Lengthy hair appointment in Beverly Hills? CHECK. Refreshing coffee drink from The Coffee Bean? CHECK. Shopping at Calypso Christiane Celle. CHECK. Good thing I like her...otherwise I'd be a wee-bit jealous.

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Natalie Portman attended a US Open match last night and took the opportunity to announce she is pregnant with Jackie Chan's baby. What? Not true? Really?Everything's so boring today - thought I'd spice it up. *yawn*

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Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere Milo Ventimiglia were snapped hanging in Hollywood the other day. NBC's Heroes premiers September 24 so be sure to check it out!

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While Johnny Depp was looking like a sexy dirty slab of meat at a Venice Film Festival event honoring director Tim Burton - his wife Vanessa Paradis(I think they married recently...both are wearing wedding-like rings) was pimping her new CD "Divinidylle" on "Le Grand Journal".My goodness, that gap never ceases to amaze me. Everyone things Madonna should fill hers but Vanessa's is "mayjah!"

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Fresh off the 10th anniversary party for the GQ Men of the Year Awards, Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie spent another night out drinking - this time at Harry's Bar in London's Mayfair. An inebriated Madge just about flashed her va-jay-jay getting into her car. Thought I suspect she was wearing panties.

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Luciano Pavarotti is unconscious, his kidneys have stopped working, and the legendary tenor is in "very grave" condition at his home.Pavarotti, 71, was recently released home from the hospital after a two week stay where a multitude of tests failed to explain his current condition although we already know he has been fighting pancreatic cancer for a good while (he had surgery to remove a

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The man above, Hans Peterson, has confessed to the October 24th (2006) murder of Dr. David Cornbleet in Chicao, Illinois, USA. After the murder, he fled to St. Martin until confessing to the murder last month. Between the time of the murder and his arrest, Peterson filed for (and was granted) French citizenship - clearly because France isn't known for extraditing "its citizens" to countries with

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Jude Law is a violent little bugger! Looks like he got a bit pushy with the razzi near his west London home:"I was at a bus stop near Jude's house but I wasn't taking pictures of him. My camera was still in the bag."He was by himself when he recognised me and started accusing me of being a paedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children."He then punched me in the face and

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Owen Wilson is recovering at home after he attempted suicide August 26 and it looks like his peeps are doing their best to keep ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson at bay. "Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that thefamily doesn't want her anywhere near him," says a pal. "She is very frustrated."The insider added: "[Owen's family members] don't think Kate is good for him."

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While Demi Moore is hitting the fancy party scene in NYC, her hubby Ashton Kutcher continues filming scenes for What Happens in Vegas, co-starring Cameron Diaz. The story is about two people who, following a drunken night in Vegas, discover they've gotten married and one of them wins a "huge jackpot after playing the other's quarter. Craziness ensues and the couple falls in love as they try to

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Yeah, Demi Moore looks hot but it makes me really uncomfortable to say a woman looks awesome when we all know she's had (and probably continues to have) work done. You know, the whole "perpetuating a myth" thing. We women shouldn't have to live up to these fraudulent standards. Anyhow, I guess I'm sayin' I'm here for us real girls - while appreciating some of these celebs - and remembering "it

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So did Keira Knightley refuse screen credit for her role as the mummy or what?

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My girl Madonna was all prim and proper at the 10th anniversary party for GQ Men of the Year Awards in London Tuesday night. No wedding ring? *GASP!* The world will be talking.** Don't forget: Most pictures on Celebrity Upchuck can be clicked on for a closer look and most are high-res.**

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True original Gwen Stefani was showcasing her tomboy fashion inclination at the L.A.M.B. showroom before Spring 2008 Fashion Week kicks off.It always surprised me that she would price her clothing line such that it wouldn't really be available to the Orange County/cholo chicks/tomboy girls she considers herself to be. Just a thought.

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Mom-to-be Christina Aguilera looked beautiful as she headed to dinner in Hollywood Monday night.Nice to see a simple but together look on her. Smashing.

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Berry and Aubry at NYC "Perfect Stranger" premier April '07.Halle Berry, 41, has confirmed rumors she's got a little nugget in her tummy. Yeah, um, my arse called it on May 11th! Berry and her hot dude, model Gabriel Aubry (31), confirmed the pregnancy in an email to Access Hollywood:"Yes, I am three months pregnant!""Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I've waited a long time for this moment

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Singer Beyoncé celebrated her 26th birthday (today) with concert and then a family/friends fiesta including her Destiny's Child chicas Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams. A little drive in a sweet Porsche with beau Jay-Z didn't hurt either. F**kers. ;)

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Nicole Kidman may not have wanted the divorce from Tom "Jesus" Cruise but I am super glad she escaped the Scientology madman. Katie Cruise is looking gaunt and exhausted and that could've been Nicole.She miscarried Tom's baby when she was 23 and was engaged after Tom but before Keith. Who knew?!Kidman, 40, has three movies coming out soon and she took a break to show us all her "all-natural"

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Oh boy. Eighty-one year old Jerry Lewis' latest role is as a drunken-bat-crazy-bigot raising $63 million for Muscular Dystrophy. During his annual Labor Day weekend telethon, Lewis started messing with a cameraman and pretendingly introduced a make-believe family member of the guy as "the illiterate fag" then remembered he was "live" and tried to move forward. Will Lewis go to rehab a'la' Isaiah

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"Hi! I'm Brad Pitt. Guys wanna be me ('cause I'm doing Angie) and chicks dig me. I'm too cool to take off my shades so I'm going to keep 'em on and piss off the photographers here at the Venice Film Festival.""Hi! I'm a totally innocent looking chick who is going to break through a crowd of onlookers and well paid bodyguards after which I'll wrap my warm blooded arms around Bradly! Yes, I sad

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Rich people partying in white...BFD. Didn't care to post pics of P.Dummy and his peeps so I just picked this one of Mariah Carey and broke it up for more interest. Yawn.

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Eva Longoria made a scene of her sunbathing this weekend in Alicante, Spain. She's is really tiny but it looks to me like she's packing some serious meat down below. Ew. I just grossed myself out. Blech.Quick! Say something funny to clear my brain!

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Click pics for a closer look.Jammin' chica Fergie (real name Stacy Ferguson) and her boyfriend, actor Josh Duhamel, were snapped arriving in Seattle for Fergie's performance at the Bumbershoot Musical Festival.Other musical acts set to perform during the three day festival (ending tomorrow) include Joss Stone, Wu-Tang Clan, Panic! At The Disco and lots more. -- To my buddy in Cali living near

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Surprisingly, blogging about celebrities and entertainers hasn't ruined my perception of what a "real woman" is. Actress Monica Bellucci is a real woman. Curvaceous and imperfect. I appreciate her feminine padding (by Hollywood standards). I appreciate the tiny wrinkles lining her face - she has earned them during her 42 years on this earth. More power to you Monica! Almost forgot to tell you -

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Kate Beckinsale looked stunning at Grey's Anatomy star Kate Walsh's wedding to movie executive Alex Young on Saturday. When does Beckinsale ever really look bad though? Walsh, 39, and new hubby Young, 35, met in February, became engaged a month later and now they're married. Not gonna last. Sorry kids.

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--click both pics for closer look.A fabulously fair skinned Kirsten Dunst was snapped as she and friends left the Chateau Marmont in L.A. after lunching Saturday afternoon. The older I get (I'm only 32), the more I like fair skin. Fair skin equals less damaged skin...fewer wrinkles...age spots...SKIN CANCER! Now, Kirsten smokes so she's effing her skin that way but not being tanorexic does help.

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--click pic for a closer look.--Here is our first look at Owen Wilson post-suicide attempt. Yesterday I blogged Wilson had returned home from the hospital after trying to commit suicide on August 26th. I don't see bandages and I don't see any slash marks or scarring on his wrists. Could it have been solely a drug overdose? I truly feel for the guy - despite this post six days before the

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Everyone likes a good game and I haven't done this since the end of June - so let's get going...What are you looking here?Still unsure?Take a closer look...Figure it out or totally clueless?You are looking at an artistic depiction of the 2 million plastic bottles used in the U.S. every 5 minutes. 2 million every 5 minutes! That's just crazy ans wasteful. Think of all the petroleum used to produce

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Sorry, I've got Brokeback Mountain on the brain since posting about the Heath Ledger-Michelle Williams split. I can't believe I'm posting a bit about Howard K. Stern (of Anna Nicole Smith fame) and Larry Birkhead sucking eachother. YES, in that way. Apparently the NY Daily News obtained a copy of journalist Rita Cosby's soon-to-be-released book "Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna

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Many of us have wondered how actor Owen Wilson is doing since his suicide attempt less than a week ago and People is reporting he is now back at home under 24-hr watch."Owen is in bad mental shape but said he is thankful to be alive," says a source close to the actor, who had returned to his Santa Monica home on Saturday. "He knows he came close to ending his life, and he is happy that he was

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Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have bitten the dust after three years together. No word on whether Michelle's pixie cut was the final straw."It was rocky for awhile," says a source close to the couple. "They did what they could to make it work." The two met on the set of Brokeback Mountain in 2004 - where Heath got busy poking Jake Gyllenhaal's pooty-hole.Ledger and Williams share a

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Courtney Love is calling bullshavick on the Sun story that reportedly quoted her bashing Amy Winehouse.The paper quoted Love as saying, “I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like LINDSAY LOHAN and KATE MOSS.“But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”Love is trying to clear the air:"Never have I said s**t about Amy! Why would I?

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I know, I know, referring to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher as mother and son isn't cool but I'm equally catty with the older men/younger women scenario. It totally creeps me out when people date/marry someone closer in age to their child/ren then themselves. Call me crazy. Demi and Ashton looked happily in love (2yr wedding anniversary is coming up right?) in NYC last week. Ashton is there

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Dare I say Britney Spears looked ok at the opening of LAX Nightclub at the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas? 1) Her fake hair is brushed.2) Her ass is covered. 3) And she's not wearing her hideous brown boots. Good on ya NitBrit! In ridiculous news, the LAX dumbasses paid her $100,000 to show up and "host" (get drunk and announce DJ AM). Spears spent about 40 minutes in the VIP area (came, went, came,

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Oh look, Tom Brady (the pregnant woman abandoner) and Gisele Bundchen (the man stealer) reunited and sucking face after the birth of Brady's son with actress Bridget Moynahan. The two were snapped after lunching together in Boston. Some would love nothing more than to see Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen break-up. I could care less 'cause I think he's ugly and she's a man snatcher...they'll

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Fab art from Gallery of the Absurd.Oh dear, Courtney Love is allegedly spilling the beans on Amy Winehouse.Love was "overheard telling a pal": “I’ve been with lots of people when they’ve taken coke, including stars like LINDSAY LOHAN and KATE MOSS.“But I’ve never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn’t that bad.”“Amy does more drugs than anyone I’ve known.”You know you're f**ked when

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First it was Faith Hill wearing Abercrombie sweatpants and now it's my dearest Reese Witherspoon sporting an Abercrombie baseball cap.Say it with me people: GROWN WOMEN SHOULD NOT WEAR CLOTHING MEANT FOR PRE-TEENS/TEENAGERS!!!!! I'm just sayin'...Oh, one more thing for Reesey-peesy, check your posture girl! Now, go back to making your millions.

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...because a soon-to-be 40-year-old woman should not be walking around in Abercrombie sweatpants. We all want to stay young and fresh but, Ms. Faith Hill, pre-teen/teenage clothing is not the way to go.Other than that...you're super hot and talented. Hope you had a blast working on your latest music video.

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I love Pink and I love me some John Cusack so pics of them together are golden. The two were snapped knocking boots in Berlin, Germany. Nah, they were just connected for a bit, enjoyed a pint, then P!nk went about her tour.rendevouz

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Gwen Stefani, hubby Gavin Rossdale & little guy Kingston are done vacationing in Maui. Gwen and Gavin spent some quality time together which ALL parents should do!Gwen will be resuming her tour so be sure to check it out. They've added more dates to California for all my Cali peeps. Wish I could be there.

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